Wolfgang

No one knows who he is, but Wolfgang Amadeus Gramm was born to a low ranking noble in a small fiefdom in the Holy Roman Empire. His incompetence in both swordplay and administrative affairs was recognized at an early age; however, he was rarely corrected by his instructors and developed an arrogant sense of entitlement. When his brother disappeared and Wolfgang was named heir to the throne, the peasants angrily revolted and deposed his parents who promptly disowned him. Exiled, Wolfgang sought to make a new life for himself as an adventurer. After several failed attempts, he decided to take up the cross and journey to the Holy Land

Outrageous Claim
"Who am I? You ask who I am, I who hath slain the gorgon with but a wink; I who hath razed castles with but a kindly word; I who stole the Emperor's treasure in but a fortnight--nay, 'twas but an hour! nay, but a moment--and I returned it at the same time. I who hath saved villages with my laugh, who hath slain dragons with but a smile, a dull dagger, a sharp wit, and a well placed spade. I who masterfully engineered a sky galleon that--despite rumors--did not sink, but flew so high it was never seen again. I who masterfully seduced more virgin queens than there are queendoms and dumb kings. You ask who I am? I am Crown Prince Wolfgang Amadeus Gramm, adventurer, philosopher, daguerreotypist, sorcerer, warrior, aesthete, ascetic, grand master chess player, poet, paladin, crusader, and defender of the faith, at your service."

Quotes about Wolfgang
"He's a delicate flower" - Johan

"All the Ladies love Wolfgang" - Aurora and Wolfgang

"He's the lesser of two Gramms" - Ellawyn

"Wolgang's Bowels" - Numerous sources